so she waited like 2 minutes til they got to like a grassy area in the park, and this bitch took the bag of takis and jumped for the fucking grass and MISSED THE GRASS AND HIT THE FUCKING ROCKS. she held onto the pole of the golf cart cause they wouldn’t let her get on, and she wasn’t gonna go on the back of it cause she had a plan. so she quickly got onto the golf cart they had (this is in the desert btw, they’re like at a resort covered by rocks and sand). so this bitch knew that her brother was gonna eat the whole ass bag because her siblings are relentless. she's informed me takis are like a spicy kind of chip, and they are like one of her favorite snacks. until this bitch, let me set the scene, her brother was gonna go to a more secluded spot with his friend to talk about "stuff" and they were gonna take the bag of takis with them. so her brother ended up with stitches, and things had finally calmed down. so anyway they went to the er, granted this was when it was just their mom taking them, their dad wasn’t there, they were out of state at a vacation spot, and this woman was in charge of three dumbass teenagers (her brother brought a friend) and her little baby sister. long story short this dumbass cut his hand on a rock after he fell into the river cause the container couldn't hold his weight, probably cause it's not fucking made to be a flotation device. When she was 13, this was right after her dumbass brother got hurt btw, her dumbass brother took her kayak paddle and a drink container and made a "hillbilly boat" out of it.
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